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main mission here is to make you laugh! It may be a joke,
a story, a funny saying or whatever, Life is full of beauty
and colours. as long as it's funny and you laugh! We want
to put some bright faces out in the workplace,class rooms,hostels
and we're going to do it! to make this small abodethe most
joyous place in the world.
Are
U feeling of over strained with home works, with busy schedules,
Tutions and u don't have time to have fun, sharing jokes
with friends, and you want to relax with your tight schedules
just go through all this jokes contributed by all our student
commune. Come on! let us share your enjoyment. Do your brain
filled with full of jokes like , classroom jokes, campus
jokes, teacher jokes, Jokes on Irishman, sardarji jokes
like plenty to count. You want to make whole the world to
laugh! just contribute your jokes here share with you. Never
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A little girl walked to a pregnant lady
and pointing to her stomach said. "What's that lady?'
Lady: `That's my sweet baby. i love
him very much.'
Little Girl: If you love him very
much, why the hell' did you eat him?'
Sent by:Shalini
VIII class, Auden School, Bangalore.
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Teacher: 'Which of the two travels faster-
heat or cold''.
Student: 'Heat:
Teacher: `What makes you think that?'
Student: `Because we catch cold.'
Sent by: Vineet VII
Class, Nagarjuna High School, Hyderabad.
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When the teacher entered the class all the boys were standing.
The teacher said: `Now, all of you sit down except
those who are absolutely dull and duffer?'
Al! the boys sat down except Ramesh.
Teacher: `Why Ramesh? Are you absolutely dull and
duffer?'
Ramesh: `No sir. The thing is that you were standing
alone and it did n't look good to me:
Sent by:Chaitanya,
IX Class, Vidya Vardhaka Sangha, Bangalore.
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little girls were
discussing their arithmetic lessons.
"why do we
always stop our multiplication tables at 12?"
The other had the
answer. "Because it's unlucky to have 13 at table
Rajesh: I'm having
a party next Saturday. Would you like to come?
Arun:"Yes
rather!What is the number of your house?"
Rajesh: Sixty - seven,
J.P Road. Just press the buzzer with your elbow."
Arun: "Why
can't I press it with my finger?
Rajesh: Well,
your"re not coming empty - handed, are you?
Sunil: What did the
bald man say when he received a comb for his birthday?
Ram: I don't know,
what did he say?
Sunil: Thanks
very much, I'll never part with it.
Som:
What is the greatest race on the earth?
Sam
: The Derby?
Som: No.
Sam: The Grand
- National?
Som: No.
Sam: I give up. Then
what is the greatest race in the world?.
Som:
(Laughing ) The human race !
Sam : I don't
know why you're laughing . you're not in it!
Raj: Can I borrow
that book of yours-- "How to become A Millionaire?"
Sundar :"Sure
Here you are." Som: "Thanks - but half the pages
are missing."
Raj: "
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?"
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Q: What's the name of the most dangerous city?
A: Electricity!
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Q: What is the computer's favorite dance?
A: Disk-o.
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Q: How would you look if you were bald?
A: I would look with my eyes.
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Q: Why couldn't the flower ride the bike?
A: Because it had lost its petals.
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Q: How did the frog die?
A: It croaked!
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A boy's Mom asks him, "Honey why are you sleeping with
a ruler?"
The boy replies, "I wanted to see how long I slept."
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Q: What should you do with a blue monster?
A: Cheer him up!
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Q: What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
A: Time to buy a new clock!
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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called
bagulls.
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Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Their horns don't work.
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Q: What did the spider do in the computer?
A: He made a webpage.
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Q: What do squirrels do when they fall in love?
A: They go nuts!
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Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: The chicken got hit by a 16 wheeler.
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Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He got his safety pin caught on the chicken.
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Q: Why did a cow go to Hollywood?
A: He wanted to become a MOOOOOOOviestar
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Q: What can you say to an annoying cockroach?
A: "Stop bugging me!"
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Q: What color is a burp?
A: Burple.
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Q: What kind of key can't open a door?
A: A donkey.
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Q: Why must two elephants go for a swim in the pool?
A: Because they need a pair of trunks.
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Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
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Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell
out of a tree it would kill you?
A: Pool table.
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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sour puss.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
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Raveena: "Last night I dreamt that I was eating a giant
marshmallow."
Mary: "Really?"
Raveena: "Yes, and when I woke up, my pillow was missing!"
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